I'm sorry, I can't add anything here. I'm still throwing up from those Bomberman scans.

• Video showcases the cast of characters in Metroid Prime: Hunters and their various abilities.
• Demo released for Loco Mania, a game in which you take on the role of a train dispatcher. Control switches and train directions to get all the trains through the system safely and quickly.
• Can't stop, won't stop: Now the shareholders are suing Take Two.
• Video: Japanese news report showing the DS' web browser and TV tuner in action.
• New screenshots of MechAssault DS.
• A handy five step guide to beating any boss ever.
• Japan's Xbox 360 head has been replaced.
• Does Microsoft want both new disc formats to fail?
• New Pokemon Ranger screens.
• An interview with Yu Suzuki. If you don't know who that is, stop calling yourself a gamer.