Take every sarcastic thing you've ever said about the tendency towards X-TREEEEEME stylings in recent games, bundle them up, and then apply them to Hudson Soft's cute little explosives expert. Got that? Okay, now multiply it by 100. Now question the existence of God.

These are new scans for the upcoming Bomberman game for the Xbox 360, and what can I say about them that they don't say better themselves. I mean, "FIRST PERSON BOMMER". I can't top that. And the funny thing is none of those shots are actually in first person.