Or vice versa. Either way, we win.

You may recall Uwe Boll recently put a call out to all his critics (i.e., the known world) to have a special role in his upcoming film version of Postal. If you had written at least two negative reviews of his movies last year, you could enter yourself to win a chance to fight him in a ten-bout boxing match. All the fights will filmed and put up on the Internet, with scenes also used in the Postal movie.

In today's front page update, Something Awful creator Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka has an article on Boll, including the news of the millenium:

So I decided to give it a shot. I sent Mr. Boll and email, asking him if his offer still stood. Would he still fly me up to participate in one of his unintentionally horrific non-horror films, this time with the lure of physically kicking the snot out of me on film? Well folks, I'm proud to say the answer was "yes." Mr. Dr. Sr. Boll replied and "added me to the list," the list of folks he plans on beating up because we talked bad about him on the Internet.

In exchange, Lowtax promised to review Boll's films Alone in the Dark and House of the Dead, the review of the former comprising the rest of the article. Work on Postal is scheduled to start in September, with the fights taking place towards the end of filming.