The level of utter crap coming out this week is remarkable.

• Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell: Double Agent (Wii) - The newest installment of the stealth franchise gets a remote-wiggling version. $49.99 at EB Games.
• The Lord of the Rings - Battle of Middle Earth II: Rise of the Witch-King (PC) - 600 megs of this game's install is taken up by the text on the title screen. $29.99 at EB Games.
• Harley Davidson Motorcycles: Race to the Rally (PS2, PC) - I guess rally drivers have to get to the track somehow. $29.99 for PS2, $19.99 for PC.
• The Sims 2: Pets (PSP) - When you're tired of your virtual spouse, get a virtual dog. Just like in real life. $29.99 at EB Games.
• Catz (DS) - Umm...
• Horsez (DS) - Err...
• Hamsterz Life (DS) - AAAAUUUUGGGGGHHHHH

Nobody could keep release dates straight this week. Three different sources were giving me three different dates for pretty much everything. But there's nothing really coming out anyway, so I guess it doesn't matter. The full release list is here, at Gamasutra. I'm not linking to Gamespot's release schedule anymore because it seems the Gamasutra list is compiled by an actual human. Plus, they also have lists for Europe and Japan if you're one of those weird foreigners.