We All Float Down Here
Can you guess what this is supposed to be? Can your mind comprehend it? Do you have the capacity to behold such terrors?
It's a moogle. Or so it is said to be. It's from some sort of art show in London in 2002 called "Game On", about the history and development of computer games. The page this is on originally came to my attention because it showed the work of a woman who made a chocobo costume for the event for a client. The kicker was that she knew nothing about video games, and had to design the costume based solely on a text description with no visual aides whatsoever. This is what she came up with:

It's at the bottom of the page where we see other examples from other artists in the show, and their, um, interpretations of various characters. That's where the "moogle" comes in, along with the likes of Chun Li and Crash Bandicoot (looking more like Fox McCloud got a full-body dye job):
There has to be some critical bit of information I'm missing here. These are artists, for God's sake. If cosplayers can manage reasonable facsimiles using household items, surely artists can. But why was it comissioned in the first place? Isn't a gallery for showing things people actually wanted to make themselves?
There's also this bit at the end of her article about the costume's construction:
I saw the bird in the Barbican on the open evening, and again the other day. It is still holding up. It is a pity there wasn't more to explain why the costumes are in a computer game show, especially as most of them don't actually look like the actual character.In the end, they didn't hire actors to wear the costumes, as it was too expensive.
Well it certainly sounds like this show is in good hands. Somehow it's still touring four years later. I can only hope they didn't take the moogle with them.
Comments
I am going to cry now. Cry and hide and hope that they don't find me.
Seriously, is there a REASON they didn't use reference pics? Come on, it's not that hard to find them. And now you have a show full of nightmare fuel.
Posted by: Kirbyoto | December 19, 2006 12:25 AM
What is this? The "God's Unfinished Creatures" gallery? Clearly, these flippered, mal-proportioned, homunculi are all mistakes humanity was never meant to see.
Posted by: Impar | December 19, 2006 12:06 PM
I would like to see those "text descriptions" given to the artists. I can't imagine something more than "make a giant chicken" for the chocobo.
Posted by: Daygan | December 19, 2006 4:18 PM
The text description for the chocobo is at the artist's site. I think the main problem is that they totally omitted the whole ostrich angle chocobos have going on.
"This character looks a lot like a chicken. However, it has very large feet on skinny legs, and it looks like it is more likely to run than to fly anywhere. Its toes (3 to each foot) are long and pointed.
Its beak is shorter and fatter than that of a chicken, and a deeper shade of the yellow that colours its feathers. Its eyes are alert and friendly, and a striking blue colour. Its feathers are generally short, but it has longer plumage on its head, chest, tail and cheeks."
Posted by: Ermac | December 19, 2006 4:43 PM
A moogle!!!!
Wiiii
Posted by: gnome | December 20, 2006 10:59 AM