Reasons Why Error Macro Has Not Updated Lately
All of the Orange Box, really, but I was playing the TF2 beta before the other stuff launched and I'm still playing TF2 after having gone through Episode 2 and Portal a couple times each. After about 60 hours I'm finally starting to tire of the same six maps and teammates who don't want to work together, so I may be able to pull myself away to do my Goddamn work. In the meantime, here is my strategy guide for all of you out there playing TF2 with me: Stand on the point you assholes. Status as a Future Writing Obstacle: Moderate
After deftly avoiding its clutches in its handheld incarnations (thanks partly to warnings about bugs in both versions), I've finally fallen to the Live Arcade edition of Puzzle Quest. And with the way I play video games, that's not a good thing. Not a single quest can go by unfinished, no beast uncaptured, and no town unseiged and subsequently whored for money to boost my stats. With the way I've been hammering away at it, it shouldn't last too much longer, but until then, the pull is very hard to resist. Status as a Future Writing Obstacle: Surely to God there can't be much more
Various personal faults. Aside from the obvious laziness, I don't think I'm much of a random blogging sort, at least by nature. I outgrew my desire to shout my opinion about everything at others a long time ago, only to find it's this impulse that the Internet was founded on. Oops. I suppose I should work myself out of that, and get used to writing smaller things quickly and off the cuff, but it's hard to find something worth saying. Or more accurately, worth reading. Status as a Future Writing Obstacle: Outlook hazy, try again later
I don't want this to turn into a writer's workshop, I just wanted to post some response to the people wondering as to my whereabouts. There are still articles and things in the works. Beyond that, if you guys can think of anything you'd like to see here (DON'T SAY THE NEWS), feel free to give suggestions. I'll get to them right after I finish Puzzle Quest. No, really.
Comments
Well, I dunno if you want to do it, but I always enjoyed the articles that you used to do on Progressive Boink(VG All Stars to the Rescue my fav btw). Of course, those no doubt take up a giant amount of time.
Other than that, as a poor guy I tend to get into games long after they are popular, the only games I've spent 50 bucks on in the last seven years were God of War 2 and Diablo 2. Besides, if Crackdown was good six months ago, why wouldn't it be good now? And in six months Halo 3 will still rock.
But my point is that especially now, with the whole Christmas season coming up, maybe just opinions and not neccessarily reviews, but maybe just impressions of games that are coming out.
Or hell, just show up and say: Bioshock is teh hawtness!!!1 every once and a while to let us know you're not MIA.
Oh and uh first I guess.
Posted by: Dave | October 21, 2007 6:18 PM
Shake and bake, Bill.
Let's go.
Posted by: Jacob | October 22, 2007 1:02 PM
I'd like to see the news.
Posted by: Anonymous | October 22, 2007 1:57 PM
Nice to see you're still breathing. Anything you write gets at least a smile from me so write whatever.
Posted by: LCadwallader | October 22, 2007 8:49 PM
Do a review of the Guitar Hero III setlist.
Posted by: Abomstar | October 22, 2007 9:24 PM
Do a review of the Guitar Hero III lead singers face.
Posted by: El Bastardo Magnifico | October 23, 2007 7:33 PM
Do a review of the Guitar Hero III lead singers face.
Posted by: Anonymous | October 26, 2007 1:32 PM
Do a review of the Guitar Hero III lead singers face.
Posted by: Abomstar | October 26, 2007 1:32 PM
Do not review anything from Guitar Hero 3.
Posted by: Dave | October 26, 2007 4:46 PM
Except the lead singers face.
Posted by: El Bastardo Magnifico | October 27, 2007 6:33 PM
Write your opinions about an event occuring within the video game industry!
Posted by: Alex | November 5, 2007 8:22 PM
every day post a picture of walter emmanuel jones until you can't find any more and then write an article
Posted by: Abomstar | November 11, 2007 11:40 PM