Quiz time! The above image depicts an item currently in production to soon be available for purchase. It is a:

A) Master Chief Pez dispenser
B) Spartan helmet for your cat
C) Master Chief pencil topper
D) Chocolate Spartan helmet to fit onto the head of your penis

And the answer is.... Oh. Oh Jesus.

Industry and multi-console news

New media: Silent Hill V screenshots, Speed Racer the Videogame trailer, Gamebryo self-shading breasts tech demo -- no, I'm not kidding

• EA said last week that they were making a new game for one of their classic franchises, but didn't specify. It seemed like we had gotten a clue when Skid Row frontman Sebastian Bach possibly leaked the existence of a new Road Rash, but EA just told Kotaku that Road Rash is not currently in development.
• The Wii outsold the PS3 4 to 1 in Japan for the month of February.
• No doubt that's related to the new Japanese sales charts which sees Smash Bros. Brawl on top for the fourth week in a row.
• Capcom has unveiled a competition to design a challenge level in Bionic Commando Rearmed.
• A man who stabbed, shot and and gouged out the eye of an 80 year old man is using the video games made me do it defense. "[Attorney] Gladden described Lackey as a computer geek who had immersed himself in video games and lived in 'a different world than you and I.'"
• GameDaily has the results of a survey that asked 1864 Americans "What is your favorite leisure activity?" The female group most interested in games was 18 to 24 year olds with 11%. The male group most interested in games was 12 to 17 year olds with 44%.
• First Poison, now another age old question is settled: Capcom officially says M. Bison's organization is called Shadaloo. Not Shadoloo or Shadowloo or the Badds.
• You can trade in old consoles through a company called Dealtree.com and receive Best Buy or Circuit City gift cards for the system's "fair value" price.
• Want to be a total dick? Why not buy a device to cheat at Guitar Hero.
• The next Futurama DVD movie will contain the episode from the video game as well as a commentary track on said episode.

PC and mobile news

New GameTap titles: I of the Dragon, Shadowgrounds Survivor, Surakarta

• It looks like a number of copies of The Club shipped without a product key in the box. Whoops.
• Wired names the top 3 indie games to watch out for.
• GameSetWatch has a follow-up piece to their recent feature on piracy and the casual gaming market.

Nintendo news

• Japan's Fair Trade Commission is investigating Sharp and Hitachi on suspicion that they are fixing prices for LCD screens used in DS systems.
• Capcom says that the Wii port of Resident Evil 0 will likely remain a Japan-only release.
• Wii homebrewers have found a way to uncensor Manhunt 2.
• Mario Kart Wii supports 8 player battle mode, but apparently the "text chat" announced earlier is limited to a set of pre-determined phrases.
• Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: My Life as a King has a possible price and release date -- May 12, 1500 Wii points -- but it has yet to be confirmed.
• Namco will be bringing Tales of Symphonia: Dawn of the New World to America.
• Nintendo says they almost went with a parental control timer on the Wii. After "debate raged for several weeks," they instead settled on the play history list. "Tthis allowed parents to monitor and discuss how much their children were playing...this is why you can't erase the play history on the console."

Sony news

New content: Guitar Hero III No Doubt pack, PAIN character, Rock Band tracks

• A Gran Turismo 5 Prologue bundle is coming to Europe.
• Sony demonstrated head tracking using the Playstation Eye at GDC.
• Yahoo! Games thinks they know what "secret" game that BBC journalist was shown, and they provide more details on it.
• Kotaku looks at the special features of Home for Uncharted, Warhawk, and Resistance.
• SingStar's SingStore is getting a 67 song update.
• Amazon has Call of Duty 4 for $49.99.

Microsoft news

New content: Guitar Hero III No Doubt pack

• ThinkGeek has a video up showing the Halo 3 Laser Command toys in action. Watch the guy's arm vibrating as he fires the plasma rifle.
• Namco will be bringing Tales of Vesperia to America.
• Amazon's deal of the day is Naruto: Rise of a Ninja for $39.99.