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April 30, 2008

Newspost for 04-30-08

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Capcom's official blog has the first screenshots of Balrog, Vega, Sagat and Bison from Street Fighter IV.

Blargh Grand Theft Auto Everybody Buy Murder Simulator Eat Babies Made Of Money Yeargh news

Industry and multi-console news

New media: Champions Online screenshots, Madden NFL 09 screenshots, Soul Calibur IV screenshots featuring Yoshimitsu, Talim and Rock


PC and mobile news


Nintendo news

New media: Boom Blox trailer

  • New tracks have been revealed for Guitar Hero: On Tour.
  • Majesco has announced Rollin' Rascals for the DS. Sadly, it doesn't seem to involve using stunt ramps to barrel roll Rascal mobility scooters.
  • Nintendo has revealed the May Virtual Console line-up for Japan.
  • The Wii version of Ghostbusters can use the DS as a PKE meter.
  • Konami is localizing DS title Time Hollow for American release in August.
  • A version of ScummVM is now available for the Wii.
  • Nintendo Power is teasing their July issue with a picture of a moon and the hint: "We may even have a surprise or two. Can you find the clues we've hidden in the moon?" Guesses range from the actual game Moon on the DS, to Harvest Moon (since it's red), to something involving Factor 5 (due to what is possibly "F5" on its surface).
  • Nintendo Wii Fanboy has an interview with Johnny Lee, the guy who does all that neat Wii remote homebrew stuff like head tracking. They talk briefly about EA's recent decision to remove the head tracking easter egg from Boom Blox: "I have been in touch with Louis Castle, who was involved in that decision, and it's actually a pretty complicated decision, and I don't know if I'm at liberty to explain exactly why, but I understand why they decided to take it out."
  • Amazon has No More Heroes for $29.99.


Sony news


Microsoft news

New content: American Idol Encore tracks

April 29, 2008

Newspost for 04-29-08

This screenshot is from a series of scans of a Joypad magazine article about the new Prince of Persia game. The people at NeoGAF attempted a translation of the French -- take that for whatever it's worth.

The Grand Theft Auto News Network

  • The New York Times reviews GTA4.
  • Game Politics compares stats on assaults and deaths of police officers to see if they line up with GTA releases (hint: they don't).
  • Next Generation calls around to various retailers to find that GTA4 supply is good right now, though "it'll be complete mayhem after work gets out."
  • GamesRadar talks to other game developers about their thoughts on GTA4. The ever-quotable David Jaffe: "As a developer, I am crapping in my pants."
  • GTA4 runs at 630p on the PS3 versus 720p on the 360, and no that has no real appreciable effect on anything.
  • You can't have a major midnight launch without a stabbing and mugging.
  • There are reports of the PS3 version of GTA4 locking up, with the solution being to erase the installation and game saves and start over.
  • Jack Thompson demands indictments against Take Two, Sony, Microsoft, Wal-Mart, Best Buy, Bob Costas, the guy who gave him the wrong coffee at Starbucks, the color teal, and the fierce urgency of now because of the release of GTA4. He points to a sex montage video helpfully offered by IGN as proof that "This is clearly an Adults Only game. It's not even close." Thanks, IGN! Looking forward to seeing this on Fox News!

Industry and multi-console news


PC and mobile news

New content: Conquest of the Aegean 3.4.151 patch, UFO: Alien Invasion 2.2.1 patch


Nintendo news

New media: World Destruction screenshots, Top Spin 3 DS screenshots


Sony news


Microsoft news

New content: Rock Band tracks

April 28, 2008

Newspost for 04-28-08

Shh! Just let me hear the rest of Steppin' Out, then I'll surrender.

(screenshot borrowed from MobyGames)

I've finally reached a point where I've started skipping a number of stories about GTA4's violent and/or sexual content. It's always the same crap (and the same thing that's been said for years about any previous GTA). Take for instance the story of this Christian mutual fund group which has issued a press release loudly announcing they will not invest in Take Two because of all the bad stuff they make. People you've never heard of and don't give two shits about come out of nowhere to complain about Grand Theft Auto in the hopes that someone will pay attention to them. It used to at least be a source of mild bemusement to see who would pop out of the woodwork to have their say next (like the protest by sex workers, that was an interesting turn), but now it's pretty much pure noise.

I doubt you care about these things any more than I do, I'm just stating for the record that if you want absolutely every detail on who's whining about GTA today, this ain't the place. I'm sure Game Politics will probably cover every bit of it, though. (Proof: New story that a UK immigration advocate calls the main character of GTA4 an unfair stereotype.)

Industry and multi-console news

New media: Sonic Unleashed screenshots, Prototype gameplay footage, huge Grand Theft Auto IV video dump


PC and mobile news

New media: Battlefield Heroes character customization trailer


Nintendo news

New Virtual Console title: Double Dragon
New media: Alone in the Dark Wii controls demonstration


Sony news


Microsoft news

New content: Chessmaster Live "Fork My Fruit" -- an "original mini-game" that, I guess, involves fruit forking

New Releases for 04-28-08

  • Grand Theft Auto IV (PS3, 360) - Something about driving a car? I dunno. Out of 13 reviews currently up on Game Rankings, 10 of them are 100%. $59.99 for PS3 or 360.
  • Mario Kart Wii (Wii) - It's a good week if you like driving things, I suppose. And hurting others? $49.99 at Amazon. Additional wheels are $9.99, by the way.
  • Iron Man (360, PS3, PSP, PS2, Wii, DS) - This isn't being released until Friday, to coincide with the release of the movie. Maybe they don't want people being spoiled on the plot before then. $59.99 on the 360 and PS3, $49.99 on the Wii, and $29.99 on the PSP, DS and PS2.
  • SNK Arcade Classics Volume 1 (PS2, PSP) - Contains Art of Fighting, Baseball Stars 2, Burning Fight, Fatal Fury, and King of Fighters '94. $29.99 on the PSP, $14.99 on the PS2.

And there's also Baseball Mogul 2009 on the PC and some DS games for your mother like Let's Yoga! It's hard to imagine, but apparently most companies didn't want to put anything on the same docket as two of the most anticipated titles in years. What is here -- even Mario Kart -- is all counter-programming for GTA4, trying to pick up on the people too young (Mario Kart), too retro (SNK), or too casual (Let's Jazzercize) to be interested in shooting at police. Well, I'm sure the young people would like to shoot at police, but that clerk at Wal-Mart is just so damned wily with his age checks. The only exception is Iron Man, which has the misfortune of being required to debut this week because of the movie. Some people asked whether GTA4 would eat into Iron Man box office numbers, but I think the people who made the game probably have a bigger worry on their hands.

The full release list can be found at Gamasutra.

April 27, 2008

The Error Macro Video Gallery - Spottin' Bugs Bought This Van

What was it like being a tester for the Playstation in the mid-'90s? Apparently, it was a haze of overtime and bad hair. This video from one of the Playstation Underground CDs features conversations with some of SCEA's testers as well as Warhawk and Twisted Metal producer Mike Giam. Appearances by Jet Moto 2, Final Fantasy VII and Armored Core put this at somewhere around fall of 1997.

On the subject of Twisted Metal, Playstation Underground also has video of an interview with David Jaffe from 1996, talking about TM2 and looking very young.

Did you know that even someone as hapless and ignorant as yourself can fix a seemingly broken NES? It's true! Most of the time the problem is nothing more complex than an old 72-pin connector with some bent pins. In this video, Chris Kohler from Wired's Game|Life and his brother Dan show you how to replace the connector with a new one you can get for a couple bucks off Ebay. All it takes is five hours of unscrewing.

Mr. Owl, how long does it take to quit out of the PC version of Assassin's Creed? Hint: If it's longer than 10 seconds, the answer is Too Long.

Brawl videos are really old by now, but I don't give a damn. Here's a collection of replays demonstrating different ways to goof off with custom stages, including a riveting performance by the Game & Watch Band.

This is actually a Melee video, but I still don't give a damn. It should be written into law that any all-Falcon fight is required to be played this way.

Meanwhile, on the 360, the temporary love affair with Halo 3 suicide videos has given way to the new and exciting realm of Halo 3 weird chance betrayal videos.

While not a betrayal, it's the same concept (but presumably more satisfying): A weird chance triple kill.

During a routine shopping trip, Link runs up against the number one obstacle facing all silent protagonists.

Finally, the debut episode of BBC2's The Net, from April 1994. Covers a range of topics from Neo Nazi BBSes to Thomas Dolby discussing dynamic game music (a forward-thinking idea, but he seemed to fall under the delusion of a lot of mainstream types that Double Switch kinds of FMV games were the future). There's also a segment on how one connects to the Internet, utilizing the blazing power of British ISP CIX and a 14.4 modem.

April 25, 2008

Newspost for 04-25-08

I've been control + F5ing this page all day and now I can't have children.

Look at this man. This man has keyboard pants. Don't be this man.

Industry and multi-console news

New media: Mafia II screenshots, Silent Hill: Homecoming screenshots, BattleFantasia trailers -- a 2D fighting game with 3D characters from Guilty Gear developer Arc System Works


PC and mobile news


Nintendo news

New media: Boom Blox walkthrough, Moon first footage

  • Satoru Iwata says there are no plans for Wii or DS price cuts this year.
  • The Line Rider game for the DS is being considered a sequel, as evidenced by its new official name, Line Rider 2: Unbound.
  • Get ready, America: The North American version of Wii Fit adds the ability to weigh your pets.
  • Joystiq has a Mario Kart retrospective to get you in the mood for Mario Kart Wii.
  • ThinkGeek is selling a glowing invincibility star from the Mario series that sits on your desk. ThinkGeek is not responsible for damages incurred by individuals grabbing the star and then attempting to walk against traffic while punching at oncoming cars.
  • Siliconera has English menu translations for Taiko no Tatsujin DS 7-tsu no Shima no Daibouken.
  • Joystiq has a short video of the Mario cab ride PR thing in New York. He walks around feebly and often has to be guided by his handler, lending the distinct impression that Mario is actually an old blind man.
  • Amazon's deal of the day is Advance Wars: Days of Ruin for $16.99. Also, all the Gold Box lightning deals today are for DS games -- currently on sale is Transformers - Autobot for $9.99, with another deal starting at 9:00 EST.


Sony news

New media: SOCOM Confrontation gameplay footage
New PS1 game: R-Types
New content: Hot Shots Golf features, Eye of Judgment: Biolith Rebellion 2, Call of Duty 4 Variety map pack, Rock Band tracks, Guitar Hero III tracks, Army of Two SSC Challenge map pack, Karaoke Revolution Presents: American Idol Encore tracks
New demos: Echochrome, Iron Man
New sensation: Got a hold on you

  • A new PS3 heatsink that will reduce weight and improve efficiency is in the works.
  • The Metal Gear Online beta has been patched and is now live in all territories.
  • Saudi Arabia’s Minister of Islamic Affairs has warned the country's imams about the dangers of the Playstation. "They have a negative influence on the personality of children, and thus from an Islamic point of view, it is not acceptable to waste time in this manner."


Microsoft news

New content: Lost Odyssey Triple Bonus Pack, Army of Two SSC Challenge map pack

April 24, 2008

Newspost for 04-24-08

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1up has the first look at the 3D reinvention of Splatterhouse's hero. Veiny, tiny head and skin like a potato, that's what I think when I think of Rick.

Industry and multi-console news


PC and mobile news

New GameTap titles: Darkstar One, Great Journey
New content: Shadowgrounds Survivor update, Hellgate: London 1.2 patch
New media: S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Clear Sky trailer


Nintendo news


Sony news

New media: Metal Gear Solid 4 trailer


Microsoft news

New content: Operation Darkness demo, Def Leppard track pack

April 23, 2008

Newspost for 04-23-08

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UK Resistance has photos (but sadly not scans) of the book Where's Sonic?, a Where's Waldo for the hedgehog set.

Industry and multi-console news

New media: Ed Boon talks about Mortal Kombat vs. DC -- apparently there will be finishing moves of a sort, they're just not fatal


PC and mobile news

New content: Worldshift demo, Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines 5.2 unofficial patch, Frontlines: Fuel of War 1.02 server hotfix


Nintendo news


Sony news

New media: Metal Gear Online gameplay footage


Microsoft news

New Live Arcade game: Lost Cities

April 22, 2008

Newspost for 04-22-08

A French modder has created the Fami-Card -- a fully functioning NES fit into a Super Mario Bros. cartridge.

Industry and multi-console news

New media: Project Origin screenshots, 1942 Joint Strike screenshots


PC and mobile news

New media: Wrath of the Lich King leaked screenshots
New content: Galactic Command: Echo Squad SE content, Penumbra: Overture and Black Plague demos for Mac and Linux, UFO: Afterlight 1.6 patch


Nintendo news

New media: Summon Night: Twin Age screenshots


Sony news

New media: Metal Gear Online character creation footage


Microsoft news

New content: Rock Band Judas Priest full album

April 21, 2008

Newspost for 04-21-08

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A note to Joystiq and Kotaku: I must insist that you cease in this attempt to render my summary of you last year obsolete. Joystiq has been surprisingly reasonable as of late, while Kotaku has persisted in a series of posts about a woman in Japan who shows her butt. I looked past the Idolm@ster posts because at least that was a video game; this, on the other hand, is embarrassingly retarded. If you're that desperate for hits, you could take the GamesRadar route and cook up labored top 10 lists -- at least that would be sticking to the theme. Or, you could demonstrate a modicum of integrity. Y'know, whichever.

A note to Destructoid: You are still terrible.

Industry and multi-console news


PC and mobile news

New content: Commander: Europe at War demo,

  • System specs have been announced for Age of Conan.
  • Blizzard has denied Uwe Boll's request to direct a film version of World of Warcraft.
  • NCSoft says they have no plans to implement their micro-transaction NCcoin system in Guild Wars.
  • In light of the article on Infocom's Milliways at Waxy.org linked last night, Simon Wistow takes issue with the way it was handled. Specifically, the lack of any attempt to get in contact with the people who wrote the internal e-mails that were now being excerpted for all to see. "I know that's the thing you do - you check your sources. You get corroboration and comment. For a start that just plain polite - you know, the sort of thing a decent human being does."


Nintendo news

New Virtual Console titles: River City Ransom, Phantasy Star III Generations of Doom

  • The president of Epic is not a fan of the Wii. "I haven't played anything that I really wished hadn't been on another platform sadly enough."
  • Video Gamer has two videos comparing Mario Kart 64 and Double Dash tracks to what they look like in Mario Kart Wii.
  • Solid Snake makes an appearance as a playable character in New International Track & Field on the DS.
  • Miyamoto isn't sure of the role family will play in the success of Wii Fit in America, as American families are split up more often than in Japan. I was going to say something about Japanese nuclear families, but then it just felt weird.
  • The New York Times looks at the big but stingy audience for the Wii. "These new gamers are content with the games they have, often going no further than the Wii Sports game that comes with the machine. They don’t buy new games with the fervor of a traditional gamer who is constantly seeking new stimulation."
  • For the anniversary of Mother 3's release in Japan, the Mother 3 fan translation project has released a video showing their progress.


Sony news


Microsoft news

New Xbox Originals: Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory, Metal Arms

New Releases for 04-21-08