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August 22, 2008

News Is Dead, Miss It, Miss It

Yeah, it's not coming back. Not unless someone plans on paying me for it, anyway. I simply don't have the time to spend 20+ hours a week on newsposts in addition to my real job. Sorry.

August 13, 2008

Error Macro is on Hiatus

Will return next week.

Maybe.

August 11, 2008

Monday Newspost for August 11, 2008

In this scene from the thrilling climax to the Max Payne movie, Max faces off against his deadliest foe yet: a small plot of dirt in a railyard just outside Renovo, Pennsylvania.

Industry and multi-console news


PC and mobile news

New media: Crysis Warhead screenshots


Nintendo news

New WiiWare title: Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People
New Virtual Console titles: Break In, Star Parodier
New media: Mushroom Men featurette on the game's music


Sony news


Microsoft news

New Releases for the Week of August 10, 2008

  • Madden NFL 09 (360, PS3, PS2, PSP, Xbox, DS) - Based on that new "footed ball" sport the kids seem to be into. Very likely the last major publisher release to come out for the original Xbox. $59.99 on the 360 and PS3, $39.99 on the PSP, PS2 and Xbox, $29.99 on the DS.
  • Madden NFL 09 All Play (Wii) - Like regular Madden, but for Grandma. $49.99 at Amazon.
  • Bangai-O Spirits (DS) - A 2D shooter from Treasure that features a level editor and a method for sharing levels via the DS microphone. $29.99 at Amazon.

Are you ready for some football? You'd better be, because that's all you're getting. That and Imagine Teacher. The full release list is at Gamasutra, but keep in mind they seem a bit off their game today. Near as I can tell, Line Rider 2, N+ and Mazes of Fate are not coming out this week, despite being on their list.

August 10, 2008

Weekend Newspost for August 10, 2008

Atlus PS2 RPGs Odin Sphere and Disgaea have been added to the Greatest Hits line, meaning both can now be had for $20. I seriously doubt either actually sold a million copies or whatever the qualifying amount used to be, so the Greatest Hits designation is now more of a recommendation than a mark of accomplishment in sales. Not that that's a bad thing -- that's the only way Final Fantasy Tactics got reissued on the PSX.

However, speaking as someone who happens to be slogging through Odin Sphere at this very moment, here's some advice: Skip it.

Industry and multi-console news

New media: Rise of the Argonauts trailer, Call of Duty: World at War co-op trailer, Romance of the Three Kingdoms XI screenshots and trailer


PC and mobile news

New content: Gary Grigsby's War Between The States 1.020 patch
New media: Star Trek Online debut trailer

  • The former team members of Flagship Studios have reassembled as Runic Games.
  • Bionic Commando Rearmed will be $15 on the PC as opposed to $10 on consoles, but Capcom says it has nothing to do with piracy. "It has to do with different business terms/expectations in that sector and more importantly, generally prevailing pricing of PC digital games versus their console counterparts."
  • Vehicle combat is coming to Star Wars Galaxies.
  • Indie developer Cliff Harris wants to hear from pirates about why they pirate his games. "I want to improve my business, and ensure I stay afloat, and to do that, it would be mad to sit in the corner and ignore the opinions of that section of the public who pirate my games."
  • The Warhammer Online team reportedly developed 250 classes before settling on 20.
  • An Age of Conan GM was let go after being caught having cybersex on the job.
  • Epic's Mike Capps says lower scores for Gears of War on the PC are "bullshit."


Nintendo news

New media: Rhapsody trailer


Sony news

New media: Infamous gameplay footage


Microsoft news

August 9, 2008

The Error Macro Video Gallery - This Story is Happy End

A montage of bad NES video game endings. I think it's clear Ghoul School does not belong in here.

Portal Challenge 14 done in three seconds. The video is played in slow motion to give you a chance to see how it's being done, and even with that you might have to watch a couple times.

On that subject, someone has recreated the Mirror's Edge E3 demo in Portal.

Despite how goofy it is, you might not want to watch this if you're the sensitive sort. This is a scene from the PC title Harvester in which -- hell, I've never played Harvester, I have no idea what's going on here. You can read a little more about it and see more videos here.

A short film about Team Fortress 2's red team coping with the loss of their jobs.

Possibly only interesting to me, but I'd always wondered what the 64DD SimCity title looked like.

In case you don't feel like doing them all yourself, GameVideos has posted a montage of all the critical finishes from Soul Calibur IV.

Everyone complained that this year's E3 sucked. I guess this is more what they were looking for? This is footage from Nintendo's 1995 E3 booth, promoting Killer Instinct via choreographed dancing from what appear to be the Bellarians from Space Mutiny, set to that cheesy Way U Move song from the Killer Cuts CD.

Edit: Once again I've managed to get embed code that doesn't work properly; just watch it here instead.

August 8, 2008

Friday Newspost for August 8, 2008

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I came across two separate posts on two different news sites today that misrepresented and misquoted the story they were reporting on. I can't help but feel something's a bit backwards here when I'm having to fact-check these people after they've posted their news.

Maybe I should give up this racket and become an editor. At least then I could smoke a lot and yell at people like J Jonah Jameson.

Industry and multi-console news

New media: Midnight Club Los Angeles trailer


PC and mobile news


Nintendo news

New PAL Virtual Console titles: Pitstop II, Ecco: The Tides of Time, Splatterhouse 2, Samurai Shodown 2
New media: Dead Rising screenshots, Captain Rainbow trailer with English subtitles


Sony news

New PSP title: Talkman Travel
New content: Snakeball team mode, NASCAR 09 Montreal track and skin packs, Guitar Hero III tracks, Rock Band tracks


Microsoft news

August 7, 2008

Thursday Newspost for August 7, 2008

This is why government offices have monitor walls. Don't buy that "oh we need all these screens to keep track of important terrorist information" business.

Industry and multi-console news

New media: Damnation screenshots and trailer


PC and mobile news

New GameTap title: American McGee's Grimm: Little Red Riding Hood
New content: Halo 1.0.8.616 patch


Nintendo news

  • Now Nintendo's got Patrick Stewart is doing DS commercials. "You see I touch this witch and she tries to cover herself but it's too late. I've seen everything. I've seen it all."
  • Amazon's deal of the day is Drone Tactics for $17.99.


Sony news

New media: Macross: Ace Frontier trailer, Motorstorm 2 screenshots and concept art, Heavy Rain screenshots now with less creepy mannequinism


Microsoft news

New content: Battlefield Bad Company Conquest mode

August 6, 2008

Wednesday Newspost for August 6, 2008

Gamespot has a selection of screenshots from the various games shown at Square Enix' ridiculously titled DKΣ3713 event, including this one from Parasite Eve: The Third Birthday. I suppose a gun battle in a wedding dress is still an improvement from the last time Aya was in formal wear.

Industry and multi-console news


PC and mobile news


Nintendo news

New media: Fatal Frame IV trailers


Sony news

New media: Mercenaries 2 trailer demonstrating what the PS2 version looks like


Microsoft news

New Live Arcade title: Braid
New media: Infinite Undiscovery screenshots

  • There's a new system update to download. It doesn't do anything.
  • DLC on the 360 has brought in $240 million, with 180 million of that made in the last 12 months.
  • During a keynote at the Develop conference, Bungie's Damian Isla spoke about Halo's AI systems.
  • He also mentioned that Bungie has "a lot to learn" from the success of Call of Duty 4. "They did some very innovative things to keep people going and their experience-rewards system was something that we paid a lot of attention to."
  • Rare senior software engineer Nick Burton talks about the Live Arcade version of Goldeneye. "It's just what happens legally sometimes. Not necessarily with games, but you see it with music and films. Things get locked in this legal limbo. Even most of the parties involved, probably all the parties involved want to solve it. It's such a complex issue."
  • This week's Zero Punctuation review is Ninja Gaiden II.
  • Jonathan Blow has explained why Braid is priced at 1200 points. "There is a significant possibility that Braid would have been the next Psychonauts or Beyond Good and Evil (critically acclaimed but nobody played it), even at $10. If that happens at $10 then I am in debt and have to get a job and can’t make games any more. If that happens at $15, maybe I can still make games."
  • Amazon's deal of the day is The Bourne Conspiracy for $39.99.

August 5, 2008

Tuesday Newspost for August 5, 2008

That mustache looks good on anybody.

Monday's newspost took a powder following my router exploding and plastic shards flying into my eyes. I'm writing this right now with a speech-to-text converter nipple banana aardvark.

Industry and multi-console news

New media: Red Alert 3 beta footage, Resident Evil 5 gameplay footage


PC and mobile news

New content: Battlezone II 1.3 beta 4a patch, Ironclads: American Civil War demo


Nintendo news

New WiiWare title: Wild West Guns
New Virtual Console titles: Splatterhouse 2, Sonic the Hedgehog (Master System version) -- Three games announced for this week haven't shown
New media: Metal Slug 7 trailer


Sony news

New content: Drake's Fortune trophy patch


Microsoft news

New content: Rock Band tracks, Alone in the Dark demo, Wall-E demo, Burnout Paradise Cagney update

August 4, 2008

New Releases for the Week of August 3, 2008

  • Crash Time (360) - The demo for this was hilariously horrid. I think that's the best recommendation you're going to get. $29.99 at Amazon.
  • GRID (DS) - If you passed it up on the 360 and PS3 waiting for the moment it would look like a PSX game, here you go. $29.99 at Amazon.
  • Little League World Series Baseball '08 (Wii, DS) - The eyes on these characters freak me out. $49.99 on the Wii, $29.99 on the DS.

And it just goes downhill from there. Gamasutra hasn't even bothered to do a release column this week, so you'll have to turn to Gamespot for a full list of all the nothing coming out.

August 3, 2008

Weekend Newspost for August 3, 2008

It's Space Invaders' 30th anniversary, and if you happen to live in the country where the game was created, you can buy all sorts of crap with blocky aliens on them.

Industry and multi-console news

New media: Red Faction: Guerilla multiplayer footage


PC and mobile news

New content: The Guild 2 1.40 patch


Nintendo news

New media: SimCity Creator trailer -- take a look at the people they have modeling with it and realize this is Not For You


Sony news


Microsoft news

August 2, 2008

The Error Macro Video Gallery - Kill Ducks

A 1988 episode of 20/20 brings this John Stossel report on that damned Nintendo thing the kids are so into these days. Pretty much every moment of this is gold, from Stossel's incredulous tone while describing Mario's "ridiculous plot," to his questions of why the Japanese are the ones having all the success (still a genuine concern in the late '80s), to the kid at 4:26 in the first video with really odd controller hand placement. But better still is watching the whole thing and counting how many quotes could apply to games today with no change whatsoever, right down to the lines in Japan for Dragon Quest and claims that Nintendo is creating a false shortage to fuel demand.

A selection of famous characters created in Soul Calibur IV's customization mode. Some of them work better than others. "Okay, there's Robin and... Christopher Walken?"

You know what the problem is with speedruns: They're just too slow. I don't have all day to watch you play Mega Man 57. Thankfully, with judicious application of emulator tools and game glitches, you can do things like beating Castlevania: Harmony of Dissonance in 24 seconds. I've got time for that, I guess.

A speedrun of Oblivion in 11 minutes and 19 seconds. Not quite so impossibly quick, but still a major shortcut considering the size of the game (again accomplished via glitches). Unfortunately, there's no sound and all the text is in French, so it's a little hard to follow exactly how it's being done unless you remember Oblivion really well.

Speaking of Oblivion, Adoring Fan sure is a sensitive sort.

Pick up the can.

Mario World can be a daunting place for the uninitiated. But one man bravely gives it a try.

The background music in that video made me think of this one, reminding us that Peach is really kind of starved for choices in the Mario universe. Is there a single man there who isn't some kind of midget, turtle monster, toad creature or Luigi?

August 1, 2008

Friday Newspost for August 1, 2008

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The Error Macro Soul Calibur IV strategy guide:

1. Pick Yun-Seong
2. Lure opponent within 500 miles of stage edge
3. Execute throw
4. Celebrate victory

Industry and multi-console news

New media: Rage first screenshots and trailer, Wolfenstein screenshots and trailer


PC and mobile news

New content: Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines 5.5 unofficial patch
New media: Wolfenstein RPG trailer


Nintendo news

New media: Trackmania DS screenshots and trailer, Sonic Chronicles trailer


Sony news

New PSN title: PixelJunk Eden
New content: Rock Band tracks, Lego Indiana Jones demo, Madden NFL 09 demo, Facebreaker demo


Microsoft news

New content: Ticket to Ride European expansion