You want to feel dirty about video games

(don't click that at work for God's sake)

(don't click it at home either)

(don't click)

And to make things a little more uncomfortable, Nippon Ichi has recently announced Prinny 2: Dawn of the Great Pantsu War. The plot involves recovering panties belonging to Etna, who you may recall is the girl from the Disgaea series who looks about 12.

Thank you, Japan. I'd admonish you for shitting all over yourself with fetishistic nonsense if I didn't know that saying so would give you an erection. And thank God American publishers are finally bringing some of that sweet cartoon porn/tepid knock-off RPG hybrid action to our shores, because we as a nation have suffered too long from the lack of a proper successor to the throne of Cobra Mission.